{"id":1061,"date":"2009-11-24T19:01:21","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T18:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/santroc.xarxa-omnia.org\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2009-11-24T19:01:21","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T18:01:21","slug":"mejores-chistes-de-la-web-julio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/2009\/11\/24\/mejores-chistes-de-la-web-julio\/","title":{"rendered":"mejores chistes de la web &#8211; julio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me gustaron estos chistes :<\/p>\n<p><strong>chiste 1 :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Un basc est\u00e0 llen\u00e7ant adob a un camp de maduixes.<\/p>\n<p>Un altre que passeja li diu:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Qu\u00e8 fas?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Mira, llen\u00e7ant merda a les maduixes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I no ho has provat encara amb la nata?<\/p>\n<p><strong> chiste 2 :<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>El hombre intenta no fijarse en sus preciosos muslos pero no es capaz de<\/p>\n<p>retirar su mirada. De tanto fisgonear se da cuenta que la chica va sin ropa<\/p>\n<p>interior.<\/p>\n<p>La rubia se da cuenta de que \u00e9l la mira justo ah\u00ed y le dice:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Me est\u00e1s mirando el chichi, \u00bfverdad?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; S\u00ed, disculpa \u2013 responde sonrojado el vasco tras apartar la mirada<\/p>\n<p>Julio. Club Badiu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me gustaron estos chistes : chiste 1 : Un basc est\u00e0 llen\u00e7ant adob a un camp de maduixes. Un altre que passeja li diu: &#8211; Qu\u00e8 fas? &#8211; Mira, llen\u00e7ant merda a les maduixes. &#8211; I no ho has provat encara amb la nata? chiste 2 : El hombre intenta no fijarse en sus preciosos &#8230; <span class=\"more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/2009\/11\/24\/mejores-chistes-de-la-web-julio\/\">[Read more&#8230;]<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":208,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,36416],"tags":[36602,36416,36842,36857],"class_list":{"0":"entry","1":"post","2":"publish","3":"author-pascalcj","4":"post-1061","6":"format-standard","7":"category-activitats","8":"category-acudits","9":"post_tag-activitat-omnia","10":"post_tag-acudits","11":"post_tag-chistes","12":"post_tag-club-badiu"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/208"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bloc.xarxa-omnia.org\/santroc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}